- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
Stay Classy Motherfuckers
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My mom is yelling at my sister and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Sister: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Sister: You never send Iris to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Iris never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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AND HIM TOOO UGHHHH
HE IS SOOOO HOT
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- me: *puts on headphones*
- everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
- suburban middle class white girls: nigga
